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A loud person that has a primal fear of condiments and sauces.
Named for the Alec Baldwin like grimace that a Grim Grim Baldwin will make if their food is prepared with condiments.
Fast food worker: Here is your order.
Grim Grim Baldwin: What the hell is this? Why is there ketchup on my burger? This is completely uncalled for!!!!!
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It's where you don't want to go to college. Every weekend a large percentage of the student population goes home because they either don't know how to party or are too damn prude to even touch alcohol or drugs. The people that do like to party are usually stuck with lame house parties or end up partying at some other college. There are a number of different fraternities and sororities on campus, Phi Kappa Tau being the only one that really matters. The current (but about to retire) President of Baldwin-Wallace, holds parties at his house every Thursday, with his friends and family in attendance. The President and some other individuals have screwed Baldwin-Wallace financially, most likely because he was taking money from the college to fund his traditional Thursday activities.
"This place is one big high school..."
Baldwin-Wallace College
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A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.
Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando
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To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))
"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."
Baldwin-Wallace College equals big waste. This urban myth is true. Upon visiting BWC, most students will like the atmosphere and think nothing of the brick buildings and dreay skies. After enrolling in BWC students will soon come to realize the large mistake they have made but by that time it is too late. For at least a semester you must survive the frigid weather, the 65% homosexuality rate, and the 16 week lecture class over 20 chapters in a $200 book with only 2 tests in the entire class. All in all BWC=big waste.
an example of big waste is like having a gun without a war, a picnic table without a picnic, and like putting in hair-gel without going anywhere
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The worst school you could go to. There are some fucked up kids there. If you even come across this school be warned that you will not pass the year without the most fucking drama you will ever have. Be carful of the teachers too. They will put you is a recycling bin and roll you across the halls if you are not out side or in the cafeteria.
The worst days of my entire life. Baldwin Middle School for ya
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When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.