A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!
52π 20π
To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
7π 1π
The best fortnite player EU no cap!!!
Im like a Harrison Bate at fortnite
An advanced form of Genlo only acquired by 10 years of Genlo-ism. Tends to enjoy late night walks on the beach and being called Master Bates by his "little people" in his basement.
"No Masta Bates. I need to feed my family."
OR
"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig
Twirlina: Gurl whereβs ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating
5π 2π
when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.
i was fifa-bating over my goal last night
A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.
I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.