Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

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nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

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gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

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fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.

I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.

Harrison bate

The best fortnite player EU no cap!!!

Im like a Harrison Bate at fortnite

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.