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When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.
Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"
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The act of orgasming into another persons brain cavity through the nose. Can also be done via syringe.
I feel like someone gave me a Belgium Brain Fuck.
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Id rather have a Belgium Brain Fuck then an Alabama Hot Pocket
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When one person gets on their hands and knees and brings their ass to one person well that person spreads open the anus and pulls out whatever they can find inside and eat it also they have sex with whatever they could find inside as well
the monkeys and they were having a Belgium bread basket
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When you shit into a girls mouth and then she gives you head.
Dude! i just gave this chick a belgium hot-pocket!
EW.... thats nasty
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
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