The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while taking a dump (a blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean your bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet
When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.
"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"
When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole
I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.
The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"
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When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.