mental blank

The occurrence of temporarily forgetting something that's in the back of your mind, somewhere. An embarrassing situation encountered when required to remember somebody’s name or when you’re a quiz show contestant.

Oh man! I thought a phrase to look up on UD earlier, but now that I'm on the site I can’t remember what the hell it was. Damn mental blank!

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blank text

A blank text is a sign of saying that you are thinking of someone, usually done from a bf/gf to a gf/bf. An idea thought to be from Poland.

Emily's text: { }
Joey's text: {did u just send me a blank text?}
Emily's text: {i just wanted 2 let u know i was thinking of u <3}

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blank flank

Someone who doesn't have anything that they are good at. Otherwise known as talentless.

Jeffery: Dang it, I got a F on my math test
Peter: Pfftt.....blank flank....
Jeffery: The fuck you say to me nigga?

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Jager Blank

The feeling you have the morning after doing way too many Jager Bombs when you cannot seem to be able to fill in the blanks from the night before.

I am going to take some aspirin and call my friends this morning to see if they can help me fill in my Jager Blanks.

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Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

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shootin blanks

When a male has a non ejaculatory orgasm

So i was bangin this broad, and i shot a blank load in her face. To bad nothin came out.

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Point Blank

A shot from some sort of projectile weapon whether it is from a gun or even a thrown object that has been made at very close proximity to the intended target which is normaly less than 20' away.

Bob being in point blank range was hit by a shot from a shotgun which completely blew off his hand.

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