Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.

DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"

blind crush

Having a crush on some one who has no idea who you are while they have a crush on you and feel that you have no idea who they are.

She: "I have a crush on him, but he doesn't even know I exist"
Him: "wow she's perfect, but I doubt she even knows my name"
Friend: "you guys have a blind crush"

blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

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legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

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illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

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blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.

Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!

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blind cheerleader

Someone you work with who countlessly sends "go team" and "attaboy" e-mails and memos to the entire staff, without having any real teams goals or really ever attaining anything positive for the company.

"Hey Michael, stop junkin' up my inbox with your blind cheerleader emails. We haven't hit a sales goal in four months, so there's nothing to pump anyone up about...".

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