turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

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turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

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ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

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batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

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fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"