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He who hath replaced Chuck Norris as the definition of Badass.
Chuck Norris hides a third fist underneath his beard. Captain Robau doesn't even need a third fist.
It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?
the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.
1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.
2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.
One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.
"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."
~Captain Hero.
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Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.
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One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.
"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"
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A man who blocks people.
if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up
he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap
who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?
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