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Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.
"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"
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Carlos is a guy you can trust with all your heart, he may be insecure but there is always at least one person who views him as perfect!
Girl: Hey Carlos, your looking cute today
Carlos: if you say so
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Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.
Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.
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Carlos is a very caring and wonderful person. He is so funny and makes everyone laugh. He cares about his friends all the time and helps them when they are sad. If you got a Carlos hold on to him he is the greatest person ever.
Carlos you are an amazing person
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Raging queen with little ass and huge gapping hole
Carlos A skank that has had way way way too much sex
You were a fucking carlos last night
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boy overly obssesed with boobs partying and popin mollys or any type of drug, he brags about partying or having a good time whenever he has the chance to.
YOU FUCKED THREE BITCHES LAST NIGHT!!!!? wow youre such a carlo!
dont touch my boobies! stop being such a carlo..
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Carlos is a super chill guy who isnt the worst at dancing. He lends you his jacket because he's super nice and deserves a way better car. You'll probably want him around and would never worry about him leaving because he always seems pretty dependable. He listens to dope music and always has interesting things to say because his opinions are actually meaningful, interesting, and smart.
Hes also got pretty eyes.
"Susana flocks around Carlos because she thinks he's the bees knees"
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