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Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.
Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.
When a person hangs up on another person on the phone accidentally, because their cheek pushes into the hang up button.
fat cheek syndrome: a chronic case of fat cheeking.
"Man,I totally fat cheeked on you again sorry!"
"I'm really suffering from fat cheek syndrome, I fat cheeked on like 5 people today!"
To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.
During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.
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A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.
Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.
Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!
After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
An individual who doesn't mind to spread their own ass cheeks in order to acquire a stiff rod such as a cock, snake, peter, or shlong up where the sun don't shine
Tim: Yo dude when I was in prison my nickname was Easy Cheeks! I was like uber popular and such. My life rocked hard!
Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????
A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.
Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!
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