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go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 19, 2023


vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023


Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021


christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020


Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 23, 2022


Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023


Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 22, 2024