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a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.
Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!
Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.
Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.
man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.
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A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.
I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.
A group of swag siblings who are the children of Mush and Owen, and they arson stuff for fun and marry each other despite it being self-love. they remind you to water your brain, not eat literally everything (yes I'm talking to you aac) and go to sLEEB PMJB- (yes i'm writing this at 1am). they're some of the best people in the universe and I can't wait to meet them when we all move into the curtwen castle together!! oh, also roey's there. no i'm not saying who wrote this by the way so *mother from tto voice* figure it out
The curtwen cult are so swag :D
I hope everyone in the curtwen cult has an amazon day!
d a d d y s a u n d e r s -curtwen cult
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ﾟ SUNOO🛐
ﾟ･ ･Who is sunoo?
for the blind the light🛐
for the deaf your ears🛐
for sick people cure🛐
JOIN THE SUNOO CULT NOW.
a discord server that subjects young men who join to gay conversion therapy. probably bookmarked on the FBIs watchlist, has a wide racial diversity but manages 100% sexual offender coverage, uses the n word like a coma, talks about sucking cock more than actual lgbtq+ servers, probably the reason why Grindr was invented and is also the sole export for exceptional people who can move their fingers up and down really really fast
Man 1: wow I really want to suck dick but I can't because I am straight
Man 2: have you considered joining uto cult?
Man 1: omg now I can finally start giving men the gwak gwak 5000
The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.
Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…