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man i went to office depot this morning.... im livin the dream
When you trap all the hoes in a place called a depot
Bobby took the girls to the trap depot
A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"
"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.
Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.
A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.
“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”
A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit
“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”