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any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.
he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it
Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.
Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.
Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!
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Fellatio performed in conjunction with the act of doing homework.
Guy: Man, all this homework is killing me. I need a stress reliever, but I don't have any time.
Girl: Hmm, I can fix that problem.
Guy: Really? How so?
(girl kneels down)
Girl: Just keep doing your work.
(girl performs blowjob)
Guy: Thanks for the desk dome!!
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The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly played game in the BDSM and gay leather community.
"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"
"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"
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To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary
Man 1: "What's John doing?"
Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."
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