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Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress
Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".
Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina
A dress a girl purchases for the sole intention of looking hot and go out in. Usually purchased some time before going to Las Vegas, and most oftentimes worn with Vegas Shoes, and cannot be substituted with anything else.
It's not uncommon for the dress to never be worn again.
We drove all the way to Vegas and my girlfriend just realized that she forgot her Vegas Dress, that's why she's crying uncontrollably... I guess she'll be stuck in the room naked then... Perhaps I'll stay in too....
The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.
Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.
I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.
fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school
Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care
Theme dressing for everyday! Think of it as Halloween 24/7. It’s a random Tuesday in March? Maybe you are a character from your fave 80’s sitcom. Or maybe you’re 90’s grunge. Or maybe you’re feeling witchy, piratey, or super 70’s disco groovy?! Make everyday fun with thematic dressing!
Oh, I really love your outfit!
Wow! Thank you. Totally thematic dressing.....Punky Brewster!