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(to falcon) v. to throw your hands up like you were about to give a big hug in order show disgust or dissappointment. often accompanied by the phrase "are you gonna do it again?"
arms like this -> \_O_/
2. Falcon battle- when two or more persons falcon each other. the person with the biggest wingspan wins.
*Jimmy drops a chemistry beaker*
*teacher throws arms up in air*
Justin: Jimmy, you just got falconed, big time
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The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.
John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.
Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.
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1)The aerial move used by Captain Falcon in the smash bros. series, or also referred to as THE KNEE causes electrocution if done right
2)The only way to knee (attached tazer optional)
Dude: This guy is a fucking faggot...
Man: Give him "the knee"
Dude: I'm gunna kick your ass as Kirby...aw shit...
Man: Falcon Knee!
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The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.
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When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.
Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!
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The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."
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The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....
*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)
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