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A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.
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(to falcon) v. to throw your hands up like you were about to give a big hug in order show disgust or dissappointment. often accompanied by the phrase "are you gonna do it again?"
arms like this -> \_O_/
2. Falcon battle- when two or more persons falcon each other. the person with the biggest wingspan wins.
*Jimmy drops a chemistry beaker*
*teacher throws arms up in air*
Justin: Jimmy, you just got falconed, big time
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The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.
John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.
Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.
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1)The aerial move used by Captain Falcon in the smash bros. series, or also referred to as THE KNEE causes electrocution if done right
2)The only way to knee (attached tazer optional)
Dude: This guy is a fucking faggot...
Man: Give him "the knee"
Dude: I'm gunna kick your ass as Kirby...aw shit...
Man: Falcon Knee!
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The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.
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When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.
Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!
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The act of a female taking on five dicks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. Combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
"Man, did you see Maggie get angry falconed last night? I never thought she could take on 5 cocks at the same time."
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