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On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
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Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!
Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
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the explosion of getting off, typically refered to the male gender, and should be watched
He drooled on the girl's back to make her belief he popped, but when she turned around she got to see the ba-bang fireworks.
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This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero
Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”