funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.

Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.

19👍 16👎

Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.

Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?

10👍 8👎

funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

58👍 67👎

dung funnel

The poop shute, the dark side, anal intrusion with the miner's light on.

A dung funnel is commonly use in porn when all other holes are in use. A boab in the bums worth two in the bush.

3👍 2👎

Thunder Funnel

A Thunder Funnel is a very specific type of curved brass implement used to project the sound of ones fart out towards the front of the body so that it can be better heard by the dealer of said fart

"Hey, Carl, hand me that Thunder Funnel, I gotta hear this one!"

3👍 2👎

flesh funnel

in other words a vagina.

Thats a hairy flesh funnel.

4👍 3👎

Funnel Butt

When someone has taken it in the ass so much that shit just uncontrollably flows out of their ass constantly and can only be repaired surgically!!

Omg I got fucked last night in the ass so much I think I have funnel butt

4👍 4👎