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Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017


skippy gibbs

Mr. Hollywood and dad is in the rock n roll hall of fame. The best body boarder on the east coast. Best dishwasher on the east coast. Fly's to China occasionally on business. Works full time at the Drifters Reef. Built the drifters reef, pop's diner, the lazy pirate, and multiple other structures on the great Carolina Beach.

Skippy Gibbs

by beer pong champ 304 October 27, 2011


dylan gibb

A wee Fanny.

Ian: Kyle did you hear about Dylan gibb
Kyle: No...
Ian: He is a wee fanny

by XxBlackoutsX April 22, 2017


mani gibbs

he likes underage children

Mani gibbs is hot

by poopmasterr69 August 27, 2020


Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017


Claire Gibbs

The very most best friend a guy like Caleb could have and she short but never wants to cuddle with Caleb but always wants hugs and she should come to the rest room to hug all over Caleb

Caleb low key like Claire Gibbs

by Big Hancho October 26, 2019


Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.

"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"

by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021