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When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?
Guy 2: A New Phone
Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?
Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift
Guy 1: Fail
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Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.
"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."
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noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.
Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"
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1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
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A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.
On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.
That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?
My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
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1. An average student with insecure parents.
2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.
3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
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What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.
i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year
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