Greek nintendo

1) A slick way of saying hand job.

male:let's go play some greek nintendo!
female:what's that?
male:that's when you sit in my lap and use my penis as a joystick!

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Greek Roulette

Greek Roulette is a sport in which two or more men compete in masturbating and reaching orgasm before their opponents. When orgasm is reached, the player must then hit their opponents with their fluids. A miss results in a loss. Orgasm cannot be reached before 1 minute, unless you're playing a speed round, in which case, the faster the better.

1 minute Steve just got off all over his opponents face and won the match of Greek Roulette!

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Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

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greek friendly

A girl will say this, mostly on personal ads, when she is fine with (safe) anal sex.

"I'm greek friendly!"

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Greek Style

Giving anal to your partner.

Kobe may have gave greek style to that girl.

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Greek lei

A lei made from mokihana (a plant native to Hawai'i) flowers, because mokihana flowers smell like ouzo or licorice.

When Tom went to Hawaii, the girls from the motel gave him a Greek lei.

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Greek Burrito

He is a Greek guy who is overweight, suffers from gynecomastia, and overall his body is shaped like a burrito.

Daddy Marko: Omg, Thanos Tolias is such a Greek Burrito.