getting the guitar

Refers to making out or going into a makeout session
This saying originates from the many couples that go into a private room or a private area during a party or social gathering, have their makeout session, and when asked where they were, say they were busy "getting the guitar" So the 2 have been linked together into one phrase

James: Hey man, totally got the guitar with Jessica yesterday!
Friend: sweet!

Tyrel: I hooked up with this new girl, am totally getting the guitar with her on the first date!
Friend: damn you move fast !

Billy: I really like this girl I think she's the one
Friend: Don't act too thirsty, or she won't give you the guitar!

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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...

"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."

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Grandpa Guitar

1.An acoustic guitar or classical guitar.
2.A lute, mandolin, or other medieval era stringed instrument.
3.A guitar played by a man whose child has had a child.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf- "You want us to play the grandpa guitars?!"

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bass guitar

a four stringed instrument. tuned a octave lower than your normal guitar.
many people overlook the bass as being simple but if anyone has any proper knowledge of the bass then they know that it is harder than it looks to play.
people may say if u can play guitar u can play bass but its not always like that. due to the basses heaviness and longer neck it can take a while to get used to!

guitars may be light but bass guitars can put up a fight!

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Guitar Queero

A person who is awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but who completely sucks at real guitar.

Man, I am awesome at Rock Band.

Yeah, but you're a guitar queero

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Guitar Wave

When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.

We played Guitar Hero II for three straight hours and saw the trippy-est guitar wave!

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guitar pong

When two people, wielding guitars, swing their guitars toward each other while playing muted notes at different pitches, so as to simulate the sounds from the original game Pong. The effect looks like a game of ping pong with sound effects, weird shaped paddles, and no ball.

Before The Upstairs played their set, Nick and Dave played a quick game of guitar pong to entertain the crowd.

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