gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

Gurt

a girl who accidentally does anal

wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"