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1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
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One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.
Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*
Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"
Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.
Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"
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Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.
<3 Jae
jk
har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch
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sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike
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when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak
you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No
brain rot kids that cant live a day without internet
kid no.1:Omg your the most skibidi person ever, u totally can rizz up all the gyat in ohio!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!