Busch Heavy

Busch Heavy is the beer of choice for rednecks with thick beards and more meat put away for the winter then some third-world countries consume in an entire year. It is only purchased on pay day otherwise it's Busch Light.

Dude it's pay day and you know what that means, let's get a 30 rack of Busch Heavy and throw in a fat lip.

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.

"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."

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Heavy Bertation

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

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back heavy

To have a big butt

That girl is very back heavy

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

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Heavy legs

A word meaning large legs or fat

Look at Isaiah he's got those heavy legs.

Heavy Bessies

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.

She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.