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To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller
Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly
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When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza
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A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"
Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.
Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...
This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.
Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
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a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts
yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!