Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

Hotdog Brigade

A random scapegoat created on the fly to absolve oneself of all blame.

"Sean! Quit shooting bottle rockets at me! I'm trying to sleep!"

"Mom it's the hotdog brigade!"

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

Hotdog Neck

When the back of your neck is so fat..it looks like a pack of hotdogs

Curt, the guy who looks like a Walrus is so fat, he has developed a hotdog neck

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hotdog safari

when one is on the hunt for cock.

"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"

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Hotdog Water

you use this word to insult someone online but also make them confused abt what they have just been called. THhis leaves them in a situation to where they dont know if they should be mad at you or laughing at you for using that word

Kaelynn Weber: hey nick you smell like hotdog water
NIck: should i be mad or haooy you just called me that

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