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Hyper-itis is an extended sleep induced by massive intake of food. It occurs in many mammalian species. However, despite its pervasive occurrence, it is colloquially referred to as "hibernation" to prevent animals from feeling like gluttons (although they are).
Speaker 1: Yo. Where are all the squirrels at?
Speaker 2: Dog, they got that hyper-itis. I know you saw them overdose on nuts a few months ago.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think you are referring to hibernation. That's what you get for going to Devry, fool.
Speaker 2: If they actually taught at that caricature of an institution you attend, you would know that "hibernation" is a euphemism. We don't want to offend the animals for being gluttons (although the are).
Speaker 1: Damn, my bad dog. Thanks for droppin' that knowledge though.
Speaker 2: Anytime, my nigga. Let's go get this money.
Speaker 1: I can fucks with that
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In obsession with Chatroulette or Omegle that may lead to counting the number of exposed genitalia. Another common symptom of Charoulettitis is spamming "Rick Rolled" or "The Game" comments to unaware Rouletteans.
Mark lost several pounds, gained bedsores and lost several shades of color due to Chatroulette-Itis.
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A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).
The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.
Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?
Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.
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"UP-ITY" is a Southern Slang term used to describe people who think (or behave as though they think) they are better than other people and/or look down on others due to social status, education (or a lack there-of) , intelligence, attractiveness or economic means. People with money, in the South, are typically referred to as "uppity" by people who lack means. (ie..The Haves and the Have Nots) "Uppity" has no reference to race, it is primarily directed at (social)CLASS and is used (safe to say) equally by old school African Americans as well as Caucasian. It was a term which was very popular through the 1960s but has lost commonality in favor of more modern language.
There she goes acting all up-ity.
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the definition of a girl crushing,flirting,liking or dating a baseball player in mhs (:
Annex, Itzel, Thaymi, Priscilla, Leslie, Sharon, Gaby, etc...have an extreme case of baseball-itis.
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A sickness where several boys are so addicted to call of duty that they fake sick to stay home and play it all day.
I heard Jimmy has the flu.
No, I believe he has cod-itis.
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Amazing disease, often caught after excessive listening to and/or watching of Taking Back Sunday. Symptoms may include randomly shouting 'I LOVE ADAM LAZZARA!' 'ADAM LAZZARA IS A SEXY BEAST!', butterflies in stomach at the slightest mention of the band, and a slightly creepy obsession with TBS and Adam.
'Dude, how was that concert last night?'
'Awesome, but I think I came down with Lazzara-Itis.'
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