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This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.
Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!
See jesus Christ
"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me
"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"
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The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
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Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
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Beans rice Jesus Christ and byrin🥴
Who are you thankful for this thanks giving? Beans rice Jesus Christ and Byrin 🥴, who? ByRin, WHO? BYRIN