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Juno is super sweet maybe a little ill tempered but if he likes you then he's there for you whenever you need him and he will love you till the end of time. A Juno is usually strong and agile along with being very brilliant. He may be a bit mean but it helps when it comes to protecting you.
"Did u catch Belly's new man, he's so awesome I wish me was mine"
"That's because he's a Juno"
To juno someone is to is the act of fucking them while playing their favorite song in the. back
i got juno’d the other day , shit was crazy
A really cool person. Not a movie. Not a Goddess. A gender neutral name for a super cool person.
-made by someone called Juno
Person 1: Juno is super cool
Person 2: You are based
Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...
-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
Juno is the best name for a cat.
Person A: What's the best name?
Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.
a guy who's cool, he likes english breakfast tea, manga, lisa frank, good movies, x-men comics, cheap ramen and men.
surprise! it's me!
oh my god juno is so fucking gay
Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.
“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”