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Fake, not real, phony,
Origin>> .knock off.
(as in knock off purses, bootleg DVD's)
"You aint real, *N!99a* you's a knock."
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"Whatever dude you's a knock."
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When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"
Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
English slang expression which can be used as a noun or a verb:
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;
1 That piece of shit isn’t a Rolex, it’s a knock off;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;
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When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.
I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.
Out knocking means writing a dumb question that makes no sense on a test.
Christopher out knock the teacher with his project, as he asked "how do we ask questions" in a test where he was told to ask a population a question that would affect them all.
A woman so attractive you want to get pregnant to keep her.
The attractive level must surpass a desire to not have children. It will even override common sense however the woman must be a true beauty, not a decent one.
1. That Naomi Komaki is so hot I want to get her pregnant so she would have to stay with me. She's a real knock up knock out.
2. That knock up knock out is so hot I put a hole in the condom.
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To do knock knock poopy stomp:
Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep
Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!
The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!
Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!
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