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One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."
The sexiest mother fucken' penguin around. Because of his shining shimmering YouTuber pin, he smashes all of the penguin ladies at ease. Penguins flock to his dick the moment he steps in the room, he's irresistible.
Blewberry02: Man I wish I was like Lost Mitten.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.
Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.
She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.
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When you finger bang a chick with a yeast infection
Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens
woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)
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When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.
I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens
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