Random
Source Code
Random
Peeing in your respective partners mouth until the urine seeps from the bottom and sides of their mouth. Representing a flooded toilet bowl.
a school mostly filled with white girls who are most probably dating view or shore kids. the girls in this school can act occasionally ‘inappropriate’ and young for their age but is expected for a white girl school in north sydney
“yeah, she’s a monte sant angelo student.”
5👍 3👎
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.
5👍 1👎
The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
1👍 2👎
Mont Kiara International School, or MKIS is the most expensive international school in the Mont Kiara neighborhood of Kuala Lumpur. Some notable things about it include:
1)It's convenient location.
2)Teachers from around the world, especially the US.
2)The white guy that stands outside to greet students every morning.
3)The overpriced, small quantity lunches made and served by like 3 old chinese ladies.
4)Having to pay for every little damn thing, even the alternative dress days.
5)Strict rules such as no jackets or committing mass genocide.
5) Using Windows even though 3/4 students prefer or have a Mac.
7)Deforestation.
Local Friend: Eh brutha, what school you go to lah?
Me: Mont Kiara International School!
Local Friend: Wha, you must be so rich.
19👍 1👎
the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".
He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling
the man from del monte - he say yes
72👍 15👎
Pimped out muscle car dating almost as far back as racing. Easy way to go through tires really quick. Super Sport, super fast!
That chevy monte carlo ss is dope homie!
12👍 2👎