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A muffler that has been used to pleasure a female more than once and then installed onto a vehicle.
I heard Ricky payed Jessica to fix him up a squeky muffler.
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When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.
Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat
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when a girls pussy is so streched and long it can fit over a mans head to be warn like a helmet, It will also smell like a dirty doop.
Hey mum come over here and beef muffler me
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Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.
When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face
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Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.
I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?
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While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.
"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."
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the huge coffee can looking thing on the back of hondas and toyodas that sound like my weed wacker at home
look that car has a gook muffler on it
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