nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).

Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."

Poot nannie

A NASTY fart

Eww Maeve, you just poot nannied in my face!

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Nanny plum

Everyone’s favourite childhood nan

Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall

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Nanny Berries

The excrement of a fainting goat; found in the form of little balls approximately the size of a BB. They arrive in small packs clusters and disassemble on the point of impact on the ground

"oh my! That fainting goat just let out a load of nanny berries!"

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nanny nailer

The nickname name given for the celebrity who bangs the hot nanny.

It's your fault I'm a nanny nailer...you should've never hired a hot nanny. (Alleged: Gavin Rossdale, Jude Law, Ethan Hawks, etc.)

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Rippin' Nanny

Ruthlessly pounding a woman's snatch.

Dude it sounded like you were really rippin' nanny last night.

Yea it was like trying to park an Escalade in a compact parking spot.

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Nanny Goat

A know it all. Someone who insist on being right and will go to any means to prove that they are correct. Nanny goats hold a wealth of information but can be confused with pretentiuos by those unfamiliar with nanny goatisms. Nanny goats are often misunderstood because of their eagerness to share all they know.

Meg was right again. She is always having nanny goat moments.

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