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A dumbass who should have never been elected because he doesn't do shit for America but of course as Americans are dumbasses and wanted black president because we've never had one. (I'm American btw)
Obama
O-one
B-big
A-ass
M-mistake
A-America
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Obama: Noun
A mysterious man who's last name is unknown and will be unknown for the rest of eternity.
John: Aye whats Obama's last name?
Joseph: Who's Obama?
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1:The man whose last name only he knows. Obama is currently in Area 51 doing ketamine with Yoda.
2: The first black president, which gives him the title of "Barack."
3: Inventor of Obama Care.
4: The guy who killed the guy who made 7/11.
1: kid 1- "What's Obama's last name?" kid 2- "Dude idk, ask Obama."
2: kid- "I wish I had the title of Barack."
3: hobo- "Man I love Obama Care."
4: Osama bin laden- "I'm gonna say the N-word." Obama- *fucking assasinates Osama Bin Laden*
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Obama is a very sexy black man who is unfortunately taken by MICHELLE!!!!! Obama was also the president of the United States :(((
This is for my friend Ethan <3, your welcome Ethie
Ethan: I DONT CARE IF OBAMA IS TAKEN!!! WE WILL START A FAMILY TOGETHER
ME: wtf Ethan?
The biggest mistake you'll ever make.
My staying on at my current job, was an OBAMA!
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