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A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.
Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!
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The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low
i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.
British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat
Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"
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Old man yaoi is yaoi between old men. Japanese gay butt sex manga.
Woman: " what are you reading? "
Man: " gay butt sex "
Woman: "what kind of gay butt sex?"
Man: "old man yaoi with prolapsed anus"
Woman: "kys fag"
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When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.
He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.
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Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
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