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Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !
- " ping pong merrily on high . "
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a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual
i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong
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A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
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When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.
Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.
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Jessica threw her feet up on the Ping pong table.
Cassidy: get your feet off the Ping pong table.
Jessica: No, ping pong is German for foot rest, bitch.
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Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.
One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.
"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"