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The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.
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When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.
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The conglomeration of pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, shower, floor, etc. after a male manscapes and either neglects to, or does a horrible job cleaning up the pubic hair outcasts.
Jed must have been manscaping again -- there is a pube frenzy going on in my bathroom upstairs!
A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
1)ungroomed Wild-like pubes.
2) Donald Trump’s pubic hair
Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels
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the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!
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The action of a male bush intertwining with a female bush. Usually during intercourse.
I just had pube fusion with a hairy Russian lady.