Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

Power Rangers

A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.

One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!

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blair ranger

a noun. An extremly sexy women with a volumptious booty. She can be considered an 11 out of 1-10

"man that girl is a Blair Ranger, shes hella fine, i'd do her,"

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Ranger Candy

Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.

"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"

"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"

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Army Rangers

\ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs\

(Noun) A goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris.

Background:
"Rangers Lead the Way" isn't just a motto, it's a fact. Each Ranger battalion is capable of deploying anywhere in the world with only 18 hours notice.

The Rangers' primary mission is to engage the enemy in close combat and direct-fire battles. This mission includes direct action operations, raids, personnel and special equipment recovery, in addition to conventional or special light-infantry operations.

The Navy Seals could not do that! Yeah, but the Army Rangers could.

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Rump Ranger

adjective, synonymous with homosexual, one that enjoys anal sex with that of the same sex.

"Hey, I saw two rump rangers at Pickle Park!"

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Ranger School

The training facility for the U.S. Army Rangers. Also, a comedic promotional video that advertises that facility.

"Pick your pussy off the ground and go to RANGER SCHOOL!"

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