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An All Girls Private Catholic School on top of Somerset Hill. Grades 5 through 12, there are only abour 300 students.
Lets go scope out some Forest Ridge hotties, bro.
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The ultimate posh semi-rural New York City suburb. Very conveniently located to anywhere. Although the immeadiate area is somewhat sleepy. You have an awesome mall to the south (Bridgewater Commons) and a worldclass stellar mall to the northeast (Short Hills). The richest town in NJ (Harding) is to your north and super rich Bernardsville is to your west. The schools here are tip top notch from K - 12. The town is 79% white with the rest being mostly Asians who mainly live in the "Hills" section of town. The downtown is quaint, yet small and semi-usefull. Great access to NYC with two train stations in town. Hopefully this town stays as it is. It's built out, but the demographics are perfect besides maybe there being a little less asians and a few more blacks and hispanics to make up for it. THIS IS THE IDEAL TOWN.
Basking Ridge Kid1: I feel insecure knowing them Bernardsville and Harding are richer than us.
Basking Ridge Kid2: Smacks Kid1
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A town that is unheard of. It contains white people who think they're ghetto and emo. AKA: posers. Most of the kids in the high school are losers.
John: Where do you go?
Lauren: Wood- Ridge high school
John: Oh, so you're an emo whore?
Lauren: Yes, that's right. I can schedule you during my 20 minute lunch on Wednesday. That'll be $100.
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Where I'm from. People from outside Bergen/Hudson/Passaic counties constantly confuse it with Woodbridge, which sucks because we're maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the title of "faggiest state governor in American history." Lots of little white emo kids, usually Italian, Irish, or Polish with parents who grew up in Hudson County or somewhere else nearby. Also originally home to Frankie Muniz and that pigeon lady, but I think she's supposed to move out by next year? Far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper Bergen County. Solid middle and/or working class for the most part. The entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they're putting a goddamned strip mall with mini McMansions and a middle school in there now.
Wood-Ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. Wesmont sucks though, Curtiss-Wright was a great place to go get drunk and do shit.
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A town around 45 minutes from Chicago Il. A town of sady mother fuckers that smoke weed all day because they think theyr'e cool. But who can blame 'um?
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A school to the home of very beautiful girls who love to party but are also smart. They don't have time for dirty sluts or wanna b players. They carry themselves in a way that all girls wish they could. They are no in closet sluts well some of us aren't unlike others.
Stone Ridge girl1: we are soo tite
srgirl2: yea girilie wayy tew tite!
srgirl1:thats why we have so many haters
srgirl2: "rain rain go away thats what all my haters say" (Roscoe Dash for all that are champ and unhip"
srgirl1: but bye girl i have to go do something so awesome cuz thats all i can do because thats just what i am
srgirl2: same thing here
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A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.
You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.
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