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An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
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When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too
Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit
"bruh I'm boutta black at security tonight"
She was blacked at security after that loko.
Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.
Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!
When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank
thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security
Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
defender of the office, both from threats internal and external
Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.