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Vadge stache

Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 11, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

by J Ryckman March 23, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 20, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

by Michael Sandman January 17, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stache Donkey

When you grow out your โ€˜Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

Howโ€™d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019


scuz stache

When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.

Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."

winston : "si"

by sam and winston August 27, 2008


kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.

that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man

by kylie.mustachio. January 22, 2010