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When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch
Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good
A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you
"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"
An intense deep throat blow job.
Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.
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Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
Christian: Hey buddy!
Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?
Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!
Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
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get f*cked
me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!
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A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
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1. A nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scrotum and/or testicles.
2. A nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scrotum.
3. An endearing term for a good buddy.
4. A term used to describe a courageous individual.
"Wow," said Jill. "Jay has massive balls! No wonder they all call him 'Stretch Nuts'!"
All the girls called Jay 'Stretch Nuts' because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.
"Hey Stretch Nuts! Let's have a beer guzzling contest!"
"Man! That Jay is a real stretch nuts. He's got huge balls! Certainly not a nutless wonder like Bill..."
"Certainly it is known that Testiclese, the hero of ancient Grecian lore, had a massive ball sack. He was often referred to as 'Stretch Nuts' by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scrotum."
excerpt taken from:
'Testiclese and other Stretch Nuts of Ancient Mythology;
The lore of the heroic Scrotum in Western Europe'
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