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A TP is a skeletal creature, which smells of coffee, fags and wee.
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.
No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
Crofts: By gosh. The TP just walked past and I got a whiff of Benson & hedges mixed with Gold Blend and 8-day-old urine.
Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.
Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.
Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
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Commonly expressed by middle-upper class responsible citizens, refers to a being, who's best wish is to be socially accepted by our ghetto counterparts. It is a slanderish term used mostly for depicting exact characteristics of a person who was raised in a white trash environment full of jealousy for the fatherless African American race. Very closely related to the word "wigger," this reference is used by police and other law enforcement personnel when describing the perp involved in domestic abuse cases, and other random acts of violence.
"Yo man, that TP Gangster still has the New Era tag attached to his Atlanta hat."
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The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.
Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
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Something that is used to wipe the ass when conventional toilet paper is not available. Most often, the need for TP Backup is when the person pooping misjudges the amout of toilet available at the time. Hand towels, magazine pages and discarded tissue are often useful TP Backup.
When the toilet paper ran out, I realized that there was still more poop to clean off my ass. I looked around the bathroom and saw a Cabbage Patch Doll, I had to use it as TP Backup , or else i'd be in big trouble later.
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TP-Br is 2-ThioPhenyl Bromide. TP-Br (2-ThioPhenyl Bromide, 2-thienylbromide, and 2-Bromothiophene) can be synthesized by bromination of Thiophene (TP-H, ThioPhenyl Hydride) with bromine in Carbon Tetrachloride. TP-Br is used as an intermediate to synthesize TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone) by reacting it with ethyl acetoacetate and sodium ethoxide and CuI (Copper iodide) catalyst.
I synthesized TP2P using the TP-Br and ethyl acetoacetate.
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When you do a pretty fucking shit TP that somehow works in Valorant