The Three Stooges

1. A famous threesome of men who would poke each other in the eyes, pluck each other's eyebrows, and do other hilarious acts.
2. The main difference between men and women.

1. Dude, the three stooges are so funny!
2. Honey, why don't you like the three stooges?

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Three man

A hangout that involves 3 men and 3 women who are having fun.

Would you like to come on a Three man with me and Connor?

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Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

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Three Cats

A person who always interrupts your story with a better story of his/her own.

The number of cats can increase depending on how 'full of themself' the person is. ie (Karen is an 84 cats/Karen has 84 cats)

Someone who always trumps your story and is always better.

Not to be confused with someone who actually owns cats.

Michelle - I went on a beach holiday........
Katrina - My sister's friend's aunty's cousin went to the beach the other day.
Michelle (thinking) - OMG, Katrina is such a three cats.

2. Karen doesn't have 3 cats, she has 84 cats!

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three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

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three-piece

A combination of three punches in quick succession.

One quick three-piece and the fight was done

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Forty-Three

Forty-Three is a vulgar and horrific sexual position in which a female puts her legs behind her head while a male inserts his penis or other object(s) into the female's vagina.

"James saw me doing yoga, and when I put my legs behind my head he tried offering me a Forty-Three. We broke up immediately."

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