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Getting shit faced at a bowling alley because of you are:
1). A tool
2). Need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). An Alcoholic
4). An underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you really just chug that entire bottle? We are at a bowling not a fucking frat party, Jesus
Person 2: Shut Up, I can handle this, I'm fine, I got his, don't worry
20 minutes later
Person 1: Get off the god damn floor and sit down, we are bowling. And Stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.
Person 2: Hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, Im fine, hahahaha, I kinda wanna dance now. Lets run in the parking lot!!!!
Next Day
Person 1: Hey, how you feeling?
Person 2: Ughhh, I feel like shit, I had to work this morning, it sucked ass.
Person 1: Well thats what you get for Pulling a Willow
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A talented model and actress, of a young age
Girl 1: Omg! Who is that beautiful girl!
2: that’s Willow Gilderson !
This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.
WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS
Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!
A penis with many arms that once inserted into the vagina can wiggle around and pleasure the woman.
nick said: dan are you gonna pleasure that girl with your willow cock
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The north side of town is just a bunch of burr ridge fucks. The south side of town is where all the shit goes down! Small ass town everybody knows everyone. There isnt shit to do so all the kids go around and fuck shit up and do drugs. Its a good time!
Hey did you hear about the shindig in willow springs?
Thoes willow springs kids are a bunch of willowbillies!
A foolish person who acts like a complete imbecile. An idiot, drongo, doylem, bad egg & nasty pasty are words with the same meaning.
Don't be such a tit willow
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1. lame; weak; pussy-like; the opposite of being "hard"
2. Donahoe
My name is Donahoe, but you can call me Willow.
Willow, you turned me into a goat.
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