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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009


double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur July 27, 2015


tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004


ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.

"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."

by Mr. Spring April 02, 2012


anti-wingman

The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.

I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?

by copperisreallyblueontheinside July 07, 2018


Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.

Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.

by TheFantumMenice July 09, 2014


wingman home run

Wingman job done

That was another wingman home run

by GhorThor March 12, 2022