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If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.
The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.
When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"
n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.
How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?
Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.
I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?
When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.
Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.
Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.