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when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying
pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video
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When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.
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When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.
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Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.
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Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.
"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."
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Extreme sexual act involving three homosexual men (two of which may be already be deceased prior to the act taking place). First, one homosexual defecates in the other two participants mouths before stringing them up from the ceiling by the ankles and decapitating them. He then tries to make love to both severed heads while being showered in the blood of the other two. Bonus points are awarded if he manages to finish before the blood stops spraying out. Not to be confused with the Glasgow Cobbler.
Tiders gave Demps and Gerard the old Banbury Cobbler last night.
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When an older (+50) southern belle exposes her recently shorn crotch area to a crowd
Dancing in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit she slapped her thigh and raised her skirt beckoning onlookers to view her peach cobbler...expecting a tip for the show
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